Since tonight is suppose to be like a hurricane, might as drink one - grab a large ass glass and add .25 oz of the following: light rum, gin, vodka, tequila, and blue curacaco liqueur. Then add a little cherry brandy, 3 oz sweet and sour mix, and 3 oz orange juice. Add ice. Stir. Serve. Drink. On with the recap.
Previously on BB – if you have read any of my recent blogs, then you know I don’t do previous. Moving on.
Picking up after the noms, Jillian in the DR said that there was no way she was going to nominate Emmett. Talla in the DR said that she feels safe as she has a final 3 deal with Emmett. Gary in the DR said that he feels safe as he has a final 3 deal with Emmett. Back to the Jillian DR – she wants to take Talla to the final 3 and Emmett wants to take Gary. Later in the hot tub, Emmett lets it slip that he has a final 3 deal with Talla. Rut Ro. Jillian calls him out on it and claims that he never told her that. He claims that he did. She is not buying it and starts to realize that Emmett is in it to win for him self. Ummm…DUH!!! In case no one explained the rules to you Jillian, there is only one winner.
Final four POV!!! But, before we get to it, we have to hear how important this POV is…FROM EVERYONE!!! ENOUGH. Moving on. On a chalk board, there are three equations in the form of events from the season (Day Alec won POV plus number of POVs Tom won = Answer, which is 26) Once they solve the equations, the HGs run into the yard and find a money bags that has the number answer on it. Solve all three equations, find all three money bags, open the money bags, use the numbers in the money bags to open a safe, first one to open the safe, wins POV. Simple, right? Nope. This POV involves high-end math. Of course, Talla sucks at math, so there in no point in even recapping what she did. As for Emmett and Jillian, these brain trust brilliant people got stuck on the second equation where they were not able to tell the difference between a plus sign and a minus sign. If Gary or Talla had brain one, they could have easily won this POV. But nooooooooo. Emmett finally figures out what he is doing wrong, screams it out, “IT’S A MINUS SIGN” which Jillian hears and realizes her mistake. Emmett, who is able to do high-end math (60 -11 = 39), figures out the answer and moves on. Jillian, who is a schoolteacher and apparently not able to do high-end math, gets the wrong answer - 38. Fast forward, Emmett wins POV…on another comp that he probably should be DQed for yelling out what to do on the second equation.
After the POV, Gary, who thinks he is safe, pulls a fake cry in front of Talla in an attempt to gain sympathy from Talla to secure a jury vote. Gary leaves and finds Emmett to obtain reassurance that he is going to the final three. Emmett, from the DR, says that he believes that it would be better for his game to take Gary to the final three. You mean you can’t take Talla because you let that cat out of the bag way to early to Jillian. Dumbass. Meanwhile, Talla and Jillian are in the kitchen where Talla is talking about the going to the final three. Jillian, from the DR, says that she did not want to reassure Talla as she knows that Emmett wants to take Gary to the final three. Interesting…I guess we missed a conversation between Emmett and Jillian.
About an hour before the POV ceremony, Emmett, thinking it would be a good game move, tells Talla that he is keeping Gary. Of course, Talla is pissed. And then…the light bulb click on for Jillian. From the DR, she claims that Emmett would not allow her to talk to Andrew to let him know that he was leaving, but he is allowed to talk to Talla before the POV ceremony? Jillian sums it up pretty well from the DR: Jerk move. Welcome to the game Jillian. Not to miss an opportunity to secure a vote, Jillian talks to Talla. After Jillian leaves, Gary cries with Talla. Not to be outdone and knowing that Talla is a huge Dan fan, Emmett gives Talla a bracelet that Dan gave him. What a douche bag. Playing to win, no doubt, but douche bag none the less.
Side note: BB Canada, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE change the rules next year to where the HGs are not allowed to discuss and/or tell who they are going to nominate and/or evict. It really sucks that we know ON THE SHOW what is going to happen before it happens ON THE SHOW. Or, maybe we need better editing. Either way, thank you.
POV ceremony. Speech from Emmett. Who cares. He does not use the POV. We are all shocked – not - as he already told everyone that he is not going to use it. Straight into the eviction. Talla speech, crying: Gary, blah blah, blah; Jillian, blah, blah, blah; Emmett, I already know what you are going to do and I will never forget it. Gary speech: who cares. Emmett, after giving another speech, votes to evict Talla. Again, we are all shocked – not – as he already told everyone that he was voting out Talla. Then we get more crying from Talla and Gary.
Of course, we get the horrible interview of Talla from Arisa. Talla implies that she “played stupid” and Arisa says that Talla is a diabolical genius. Ummm…no. There is no way that she “played” that stupid without being that stupid. Just. Not. Possible.
Tune in tomorrow for the two hour season final. Why? You lasted this long through this shit, might as well stick around for one more night. And since you are sticking around, who do you think will win? Who do you think should win? Sound off in the comments below to let us know. Until tomorrow, keep drinking.